Well, to get things started I’d like to tell you about me and what we’ll be doing here. I’m The Heather, and The Heather runs this bitch. It runs the website, It eats the Cheese-its and It doesn’t put lotion on the skin. It rocks the bawls.

But seriously folks. I’m here to share my thoughts on all things girly and game-related, from cheats to Chanel and Armor to Armani. And with that, let’s get started. I rolled highest… I’ll go first…