Only a teenager...

Disney: Dreams

Michelle Williams on their daughter, Mathilda

"Why are some girls so naive?
He didn’t unbutton your blouse to see
a better view of your heart."

— Meg and Dia

"And then my soul saw you, and it kind of went, “Oh there you are. I’ve been looking for you."

— Anonymous

And I never did… in fact, I’m engaged to him :-) Thank you, Fate!

"A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes."

— He’s Just Not That Into You

(just silly enough that its awesome)

"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."

— Tommy Cooper

"Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end."

— Anonymous

"It is fancy rather than taste which produces so many new fashions."

— Voltaire

"Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you’ll just rattle your jewelry."

— John Lennon

"Some people never find it, some only pretend, but I just want to live happily ever after every now and then."

— Jimmy Buffett

"The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along."

— Jalal ad-Din Rumi

 

Allow me to be ever so silly for a second

[Jeff, Kirk, and Kevin have just learned Alpa is gay]
Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.
Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!
Jeff Portnoy: I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let’s do this.

Blame my hubby and his brother *eyeroll*

"Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman."

Coco Chanel